Remember that scene in Water World (I’m speaking to the three people who saw Water World), the scene in which Kevin Costner pees in a bottle, then runs his urine through some sort of filtration system, and drinks it?
The good news is, with all this sunny weather, perhaps my La Brea Tar Pits may soon be taken over by green lawn, though I am not holding my breath.
Not only does my lawn look like a brownie with green mold on it, the smaller area of lawn that the dogs have been allowed on is now in worse shape than the moldy brownie lawn.
I am thinking of replacing it. I am not sure with what. It has to be something that dogs can run on and catch balls on—and you know what else.
I am considering taking out part of the lawn and planting natives, while replacing the rest of the lawn with faux grass.
Or, replacing the rest of the lawn with some sort of wide rock path.
Or I could replace the whole thing with a fake lawn.
Or, I could dig a big hole and create a swimin' hole.
Or I could have a cocktail and go in my house and watch the weather.
Gardeners Anonymous will gladly take any suggestions as to what to replace my abused lawn with.