Oh,
come on, I’m not talking about the eighties. I am talking about the glorious
spring combination of honeysuckle and wild mock orange, two of my favorite
fragrances. I have them growing in a small space near my garage, and every time
I walk out to the garage I am reminded that I should plant more honeysuckle and
mock orange throughout my yard. Either
that or I should start living in the garage.
What
kind of honeysuckle do I have?Well,
there about 180 different species of honeysuckle and this one originated from a
piece of vine I snapped off somewhere in Santa Cruz.So, the truth is, I don’t know exactly. But I
can tell you with certainty that it smells great. The flowers start off white
and then turn dark yellow as they age.
Mock
orange is ubiquitous in my neighborhood, and its perfume carries from many of
my neighbors’ yards. The plant itself isn’t so pretty. But it sure smells good.
Although
my brain light is getting dimmer as I get older, the light did finally click on.
I suddenly realized that I should snap
some more pieces off my own stolen honeysuckle vine and start more plants.Duh!
So
that is what I did, and now, not only do I have tons of little starts in my
kitchen, but my whole house smells heavenly.
I blew out my knee this week, and I am now on crutches. This reminds me that three years ago, I was on crutches for an entirely different reason. While photographing wildflowers on a trail near my house, I was bitten by a Northern Pacific Rattlesnake – a really big one, at that.
I stepped right on it while adjusting my camera.
After it bit me, I shook the snake off my leg; secured the two dogs I was hiking with, sat down, and called my girlfriend. She lives at the trailhead, and I wanted her to call 9-1-1 from her landline for a faster response time.
I was rescued, I live to tell the tale, and I don’t even have a scar to show for all my suffering. Sometimes I contemplate getting a tattoo to commemorate the event.
People ask me all the time if I still hike that trail. Of course I hike there. Why should I let something like that run my life? Receiving a legitimate bite by a rattlesnake is extremely rare, especially in the foothills of Los Gatos, California.
A couple days before my recent knee accident, I took my new neighbors out on that very trail. They were looking for a place to walk their dog. I was excited to show them the trail I walk at least 4 times a week, the trail where I had my misunderstanding with the rattler. It’s a beautiful hike where we often see deer, bobcat, herons, and hawks. And, the dogs love it.
As we walked, I told them the story. They were both wearing shorts and hiking sandals. Halfway through my story we came upon the place where I was bitten. My neighbors became oddly quiet, and started to slow their pace. I kept telling them they didn’t have to worry about it. “Just be careful and watch where you step. Stay on the trail. If for some reason you must go off the trail, you should wear boots, and perhaps carry a stick to test the area where you are about to place your feet. That’s all.”
I could see that my ophiophabia calming techniques weren’t exactly working on them. In their minds, they were packing their bags and moving…again.
Butterfly clinging to spent Cecile Brunner blossoms.
Putting
a plant in the proper location with pay you back in spades. I planted this
Cecile Brunner climbing rose two years ago as a small plant.
Look
at it now.
Look
at it no
Watching
this beautiful old rose’s first blooms open made me so happy. Though the days
were overcast and cool, the tiny pale-pink blossoms held the promise of spring.
But spring never came. Nope, we went directly to summer. We had daily temps in
the nineties for a week. Hot and gross. I watched the little pink buds open and
droop faster than my face in my fifties.
I
was terribly disappointed that I had so little time to enjoy that carpet of
soft pink. Cecile Brunner climbing roses
bloom only once. I felt so cheated. I needed to see that profusion of little
pink blooms just once more before the onslaught of hot summer temperatures. I
was so disheartened that I decided to deadhead the whole vine.
It’s
not like I didn’t have at least twenty more important chores to do. I just
couldn’t help myself. I cut every one of those tiny spent blossoms off that
damn vine until my carpal tunnel started acting up, and I don’t even have
carpal tunnel. I think I developed Cecile tunnel.
I
left only a few dead blooms at the top of vine on the roof, which I couldn’t
reach.
I
have heard that deadheading will cause Cecile Brunner to bloom again, and I
have also read that it won’t. All I can do is wait and see.
Have
you had any luck getting your Cecile Brunner vine to bloom a second time in one
season? Please tell me about it!
With spring comes flowers; and with flowers come beauty, fragrance, joy and…aphids.
Aphids have never really been a big problem in my yard because my garden is protected by soldiers. Yes, I support the troops, and these troops like to hang in my garden in the spring and dine on the soft bodies of those pesky aphids.
Ladybugs ain’t got nothin’ on Soldier Beetles. Soldier Beetles are the small beetles with the long thin orange bodies and the grey wings, and they eat almost as much as my teenagers.
So, in the springtime when I pass by plants covered in aphids, I have to stop myself from disturbing them. After all, I wouldn’t want take a meal from a soldier.
Well, once again our family is in the midst of a cash flow crisis. Am I worried we may not have a roof over our heads? Food to eat? Gas for our cars so I can drive my kids to school? Maybe a little.
But the worst thing, the thing that eats away at me every morning when I hear the symphony of birds, smell the fresh spring air, and know that everything is sprouting and blooming …? This is my favorite time of year for planting and gardening. What bothers me most about our financial crisis?
Not having any money for plants! Wahhhhh!!!
What cheers me up? Perusing my garden, searching for annuals that made it thought the winter and seeing the plants that are already in my garden and already blooming. What a glorious time of year.
Richard Schmidt's Surf Camp Beach the night of the now infamous jellyfish incident
Drumroll please….
For all of you who read my last post and are anxiously awaiting the answer to the age-old question, “should you urinate on a jellyfish sting to stop the pain?” the answer is no! And who the hell thought of that in the first place? I’m sure alcohol was involved in some way.
Do not pee on your friend’s jellyfish sting unless you are hazing them into your fraternity. And don’t spray Windex on the sting either. Both these “remedies” actually irritate the wound more, plus they make you smell bad.
The first thing I did after being stung was to rinse off with fresh water.
That was the first thing I did was wrong.
Here I am hobbling out of the water on my red, swollen, jellyfish-stung legs.
Jellyfish sting through nematocysts, which are tiny spine-covered tubules released from their tentacles. The spines anchor in your skin, and when the nematocysts fire, they inject various unpleasant chemicals into you. After coming in contact with a jellyfish tentacle, you may have thousands of these nematocysts attached to your skin, not all of which may fire right away.
When you pee on the sting or try to rinse it with fresh water, this changes the tonicity of the nematocysts, which causes them to fire, injecting you with even more venom. So, if you need to rinse off, always rinse with salt water first.
The second thing I did wrong was pouring vinegar on the sting.
You can apply vinegar to the sting, but it must stay on for 15 to 30 minutes, so you can soak a cloth and place it on the sting. In my case, vinegar didn’t help a damn bit.
If vinegar is not available, you can apply shaving cream, or use soap and make a lather, even a paste of sand or mud, then take a razor or credit card and shave or scrape the area to remove the stinging cells.
The third thing I did wrong was to spray Windex on the jelly sting.
Windex, or anything with ammonia in it will further irritate the injury.
Most jelly stings are painful, but not dangerous. The box jelly, however, is a different story. Found off the coast of Australia, it can kill in a matter of minutes, depending on the age and health of the person stung. Medical treatment and antivenin are required.
Some people have allergic reactions to jellyfish stings, so watch for signs like difficulty breathing, hives, trouble swallowing, or loss of consciousness, and of course seek medical treatment immediately.
What I did right: I took two Benadryl. Antihistamines quell the body’s reaction to the venom.
My husband gave me some of this sunburn product about an hour after I was stung and it was a miracle, it completely took the pain away. I am expecting a case from the manufacturer for mentioning this product. But take my word for it. It works great!
Fun facts about jellys:
The jelly has no heart, no brain, no bones, and no other organs.
They cannot control what they sting, so they sting whatever they touch.
They are one of the few creatures that are multiplying and actually doing better with climate change as the oceans grow warmer.
Never
in my life have so many friends wanted to urinate on me as last week, when the
news that I was stung by a large jellyfish came out on Facebook.
My
family and I were on vacation in Costa Rica, our first vacation since 2004. We
toured Arenal, Monteverde, the Area Rincon de Guanacaste, and ended up in
Nosara to surf in Playa Guoines.
I
am not a goodt surfer; I am, however, fairly resilient. My first day surfing
was very windy. My board whacked me hard
on the head, and later collided with my jaw, and I received a mild jellyfish
sting to the arm.
On
my second day, my board hit me in the chin so hard I spent several stunned moments
in the water floating on my back, wondering why my bathtub water was so salty. I continued to surf in spite of these and many
more scrapes and bruises, which of course were nothing against my steely
surfing demeanor.
The
third day surfing, I was enjoying a relatively injury-free evening session when
I lost balance on my board. I
surrendered to it, falling backward into the water in a relaxed semi-seated
position.
I
landed on something very soft, lighter than air. Then the pain started. I felt
the soft, sticky, stringy tentacles engulf first my left thigh, and then my
right. Every place that the tentacles touched me felt like fire. Lucky me, I had sat right down on a large
jellyfish tuffet.
I
shot out of the water screaming every profanity in my extensive repertoire. I
looked around, hoping against hope to see a gorgeous Tico lifeguard nearby,
holding one of those red floaty things. Instead I saw my friends’ two 11 year-old sons
bobbing up and down on their short boards, staring at me in horror: “Uh-oh,
Mrs. Binell didn’t take her meds this morning.”
If
I had had my wits about me, I would have gotten vertical, bent at the waist,
and paddled away. My instinct at that
moment, however, was to reach down with both my hands and push the jelly away. Big mistake. As I tried to push the tentacles away from my
legs, more wrapped around my right wrist and left elbow. And then, of course, a large set of waves
came rolling in.
Oh
crap.
I
tried, but I couldn’t manage to get back on my board when the first wave hit.
The wave thankfully washed the jellyfish away and drove my board toward
shallower water, taking me with it.
I
dug myself into a standing position, feet barely touching the sand, and reeled
in my board as fast as I could. Another wave was fast approaching. My intent
was to get on my board, roll under the wave, get back up, and to continue to
surf. “I can do this,” I thought through
the pain. I may be a terrible surfer but
I’m tough, damn it!
I
wasn’t fast enough. The wave hit, and I
folded like origami.
This
time I didn’t pop out the water, I emerged like the Creature from the Black
Lagoon, my hair plastered down, completely covering my face like Cousin It.
My jellyfish stings freaking
hurt. I needed some pain medicine and a cocktail. Immediately.
Maybe a few cocktails, along with the pain medicine.
Another flower from Arenal. This Etlinger elatior has many common names, torch ginger, ginger flower, red ginger lily, torch lily, wild ginger and Porcelain rose.
After my familia and I went zipping through the forest, we dined on fresh pineapple at the zip lining station. For those of you that don't know, a pineapple is actually a fruiting bromeliad.
The Blogmistress of Gardeners Anonymous is in Costa Rica with her familia loca. Here is a photo from the base of Volcano Arenal of a heliconia taken this morning.
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